welcome to my wankfest

abandon all hope all ye who enter here.

this is my stuff. what i do when i'm not earning money to feed myself or buy videos. it's an eclectic bunch of stuff, i'm sure.

i've been asked to put some personal info up here. not on your life. trust me, you don't want to see a picture of me. you wouldn't like a picture of me. you won't like me angry, either. i just potter about in my garden, feed my feathered familiars, scribble questionable fan fic and drool over unattainable men. that's it. such is my life.

so explore, run away screaming, whatever.